Pamela Ocampo

378 days ago

This was the stuff of liberal dreams — even better than tandem bicycling to a Whole Foods salad bar to have a threesome with an endangered Northern Right Whale and Bernie Sanders on a pile of quinoa with NPR playing in the background.

I Ate a $17 Slice of Avocado Toast and I Learned Something About Myself

Like every Sunday morning in some liberal elite urban enclave, it’s customary to spend them in a quaint little indie coffee house —all re-purposed wood and metal on the inside — just to participate in the bourgeois ritual of sipping on the finest coffee alongside your overpriced brunch.