Olli Sulopuisto

Mostly picked for the quotes. Check out http://parhaat.tumblr.com for an archive of my fave stories

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Olli Sulopuisto

10 hours ago

I had to download 14 different apps to my phone to control everything, which meant creating an account for each one of those apps. (Yes, my coffeemaker has a log-in and a very long terms of service agreement.)

The House That Spied on Me

gizmodo.com

Olli Sulopuisto

3 days ago

Minulla oli pienenä kolme unelmaa. Ensinnäkin halusin rakentaa itselleni pahvilaatikosta housut.

Tämän kaiken olen oppinut Rasmus Nallelta

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Olli Sulopuisto

6 days ago

With no engineering experience whatsoever, he became a great explainer, turning his gift for bullshit into a force for comprehension.

Mourning John Perry Barlow, Bard of the Internet

wired.com

Olli Sulopuisto

7 days ago

the Giant Panda Studbook — a thing that really does exist

The Complicated Legacy Of A Panda Who Was Really Good At Sex

fivethirtyeight.com

Olli Sulopuisto

9 days ago

[Marlon] Brando used to go cha-cha dancing with us. He could dance his ass off. He was the most charming motherfucker you ever met. He’d fuck anything. Anything! He’d fuck a mailbox

In Conversation: Quincy Jones

vulture.com

Olli Sulopuisto

10 days ago

Most of voice is just a series of crutches applied regularly

How Choire Sicha Went From Amateur Blogger to Styles Editor of 'The New York Times'

fashionista.com

Olli Sulopuisto

11 days ago

“I wouldn’t characterize it as annoying,” Vicki Warner, who leads a team of printer engineers at Xerox, said of discovering a new kind of paper jam. “I would characterize it as almost exciting.”

Why Paper Jams Persist

newyorker.com

Olli Sulopuisto

11 days ago

In “Joy,” which since its first appearance in 2012 I’ve always thought of as the greatest Tumblr post ever printed in the New York Review of Books

Will Zadie Smith Ever Feel Free?

vulture.com

Olli Sulopuisto

14 days ago

Ainoa neuvo, jonka Jörn minulle antoi, oli ’Älä koskaan sano ei ilmaiselle reissulle’.

Jörn Donnerin poika Rafael kuuli pienenä kavereiltaan, että hänen isällään on syöpä, sillä kaverien äidit olivat lukeneet siitä lehdestä

hs.fi

Olli Sulopuisto

18 days ago

In the original version, he does the chorus only once. It's kind of wild to write a chorus that good and never repeat it.

In Memoriam: Lil Peep

gq.com

Olli Sulopuisto

18 days ago

Some people hate this “alt-rap.” Sometimes I hate it, and most things.

In Memoriam: Lil Peep

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Olli Sulopuisto

18 days ago

This hash had at some point spent time in a nervous person's butthole on an international flight, which is when old-world hash comes into its ripeness.

In Memoriam: Lil Peep

gq.com

Olli Sulopuisto

19 days ago

Seems like a dream, but life will do that if you live enough, and long enough.

In Memoriam: Lil Peep

gq.com

Olli Sulopuisto

19 days ago

a cryptocurrency rapper called CoinDaddy

Everyone Is Getting Hilariously Rich and You’re Not

nytimes.com

Olli Sulopuisto

19 days ago

As a mixed martial arts fighter, Mr. Buttram said he would fight for a couple hundred bucks, sometimes a few thousand, and worked security at a start-up, but his main hobbies were reading 4chan and buying vintage pornography, passions that exposed him to cryptocurrency.

Everyone Is Getting Hilariously Rich and You’re Not

nytimes.com

Olli Sulopuisto

19 days ago

I know that I’m the product being sold, that my humanity is basically statistical noise to these companies.

Know Your Ecosystems!

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Olli Sulopuisto

23 days ago

As I spent long afternoons staring at the ceiling, trying to come up with the fifteen headlines that I needed to send in every week, I hoped that, by calling out all the ridiculous things in this corrupt and fallen world, I was performing a sort of watchdog duty, like an investigative journalist, only with dick jokes.

Using Comedy to Strengthen Nigeria’s Democracy

newyorker.com

Olli Sulopuisto

23 days ago

Empowerment feminism is a cynical sham.

When Barbie Went to War with Bratz

newyorker.com

Olli Sulopuisto

24 days ago

Ruth Handler, who co-founded Mattel with her husband in 1945, bought more than a dozen Lillis while on a tour of Europe with her children Barbie and Ken in 1956.

When Barbie Went to War with Bratz

newyorker.com

Olli Sulopuisto

24 days ago

civilized behavior is artificial and ridiculous: it means pretending to be glad to see people you aren’t glad to see, praising parties you wished you hadn’t gone to

How to Raise a Prodigy

newyorker.com

Olli Sulopuisto

24 days ago

There seems nothing more melancholy than the fate of prodigies.

How to Raise a Prodigy

newyorker.com

Olli Sulopuisto

25 days ago

when home is not where you are born, nothing is predetermine

To Be, or Not to Be

nybooks.com

Olli Sulopuisto

26 days ago

How to Win Founders and Influence Everybody

wired.com

Olli Sulopuisto

28 days ago

When I was young, I thought you had nothing to learn from these people. They’ve become narrower in their thinking, they become boring, more self-involved, whatever. And here I was finding myself an old man and feeling very much diminished by it. Being an old man, what can you do?

Interview with Joe Frank

believermag.com

Olli Sulopuisto

28 days ago

But I would say, Jonathan: stop at nothing to get the best work that you can get. Betray, violate, cause enormous harm. If you can get the program, if you can get it right, go the distance. [Laughter]

BLVR: OK, I’ll take that to heart.

JF: You’ve got to destroy a few lives on the way to where you want to get.

Interview with Joe Frank

believermag.com

Olli Sulopuisto

30 days ago

Silloin olisit voinut olla sellainen herrasmiesupseeri, jolle sota on taidetta. Sitähän sinä haluat: glamouria ja romantiikkaa. Johtaa ylväänä tottelevaisia joukkoja. Ratsastaa kapakkaan ja tilata samppanjaa sekä itsellesi että hevoselle.

Luutnantti Lammio, minä rakastan sinua

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Olli Sulopuisto

30 days ago

Sometimes an opinion seems like a burden you long to lay down.

Our Best Hope for Civil Discourse Online Is on ... Reddit

wired.com

Olli Sulopuisto

31 days ago

“Hobbies are a contradiction,” writes Steven Gelber in Hobbies: Leisure and the Culture of Work in America. “They take work and turn it into leisure, and take leisure and turn it into work … Hobbies occupy the borderland that is beyond play but not yet employment.”

Not Everything Is a Side Hustle

thecut.com

Olli Sulopuisto

34 days ago

“What I have seen in this country, and I don’t know if it’s a national trait, is people wait until they think they have the perfect thing to say, as though relationships can be managed by writing the perfect thing,” Turkle says. “And I think that is something we pay a very high cost for.”

How It Became Normal to Ignore Texts and Emails

theatlantic.com

Olli Sulopuisto

35 days ago

Stalin, like Hitler, was busy editing the map of Europe to his strategic advantage

Red Dawn in Lapland

outsideonline.com

Olli Sulopuisto

36 days ago

Näin toimii verkkokauppa: pääoman tai inventaarion sijaan tarvitaan platform ja kyky kloonata menestyvä kauppa

The Strange Brands in Your Instagram Feed

theatlantic.com

Olli Sulopuisto

37 days ago

I told him, ‘I’m never going to get an honest job. I’m going to be a movie critic.’”

Rex Reed Bangs a Gong on the Mediocrity of Modern Life

nytimes.com

Olli Sulopuisto

40 days ago

To those who’ve long-suspected the Trump White House is even more dysfunctional than has been reported, Wolff’s book does more than just scratch the itch — it’s not just true, it’s truer than true.

You can

"Fire And Fury" Is The First Book Of The Post-Truth Social Media Era

buzzfeed.com

Olli Sulopuisto

40 days ago

being “manipulative” (an empty indictment since it describes literally every movie)

The Movie Club, 2017

slate.com

Olli Sulopuisto

40 days ago

Mark Harris

Pop culture doesn’t solve things, doesn’t fix things, and isn’t a substitute for protest or policy—but it can galvanize, focus attention, crystallize feelings, and make the remote more real.

The Movie Club, 2017

slate.com

Olli Sulopuisto

43 days ago

JVG-kirjaakin ovat ostaneet JVG:tä luukuttavat teinit vanhempiensa rahoilla. Kuinka täydellinen joululahja meidän Eetulle – kirjallisuutta ja jotain, mistä hän pitää, ensi kertaa samassa paketissa.

Onko rock-elämäkerta poltettava?

nuorivoima.fi

Olli Sulopuisto

44 days ago

Sucks up and shits down.

Donald Trump Didn’t Want to Be President

nymag.com

Olli Sulopuisto

45 days ago

Losing would work out for everybody. Losing was winning.

Donald Trump Didn’t Want to Be President

nymag.com

Olli Sulopuisto

45 days ago

"Lapsissa herää Suomen suvun ensimmäinen moderni ajatus: täältä on päästävä vittuun."

Imagen Suomi-palkinnot: Suomen suvun tarina

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Olli Sulopuisto

45 days ago

"nobody [asked if] most credit card users would be willing to give up their frequent flyer miles in return for also losing the ability to dispute a transaction"

Ten years in, nobody has come up with a use for blockchain

hackernoon.com

Olli Sulopuisto

45 days ago

Google

ultimately the company is built on giving people what they want — including bad actors.

The Pollyannish Assumption

stratechery.com

Olli Sulopuisto

45 days ago

With all the money spent on bitcoin cash registers, nobody went out and did a survey about whether most credit card users would be willing to give up their frequent flyer miles in return for also losing the ability to dispute a transaction.

Ten years in, nobody has come up with a use for blockchain

hackernoon.com

Olli Sulopuisto

45 days ago

Päivitykseen on liitetty valokuvia suvun historiasta. Niitä vilkaistuaan Anja mainitsee Pekalle lapsikuolemien turhan negatiivisesta brändistä, ja itsenäisyyspäivän ilta kuluukin leppoisasti, kun Anja ja Pekka keksivät viiniä nauttiessaan yhä julmempia kommentteja tyttärensä päivitykseen, tilastot kertovat suomalaisvanhusten juovan yhä enemmän, mistähän vitusta sekin johtuu? 

Imagen Suomi-palkinnot: Suomen suvun tarina

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Olli Sulopuisto

45 days ago

Anja on oppinut epävarmasta tulevaisuudesta, että vain menneisyyden olemassaoloon voi luottaa, ja aloittaa historian opinnot. Erkki ei ole oppinut mitään ja aloittaa kirjallisuuden opinnot. 

Siitä alkaa Erkin alamäki, mutta onnekseen Erkki luulee alas vieriessään raivaavansa tietä tähtiin. 60- ja 70-luvut tarjoavat testaamattomien ajatusten kimaran, jossa Erkkiä viehättää itse ajatusten sijaan se, että Erkillä on ajatuksia.

Imagen Suomi-palkinnot: Suomen suvun tarina

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Olli Sulopuisto

45 days ago

Lapsissa herää Suomen suvun ensimmäinen moderni ajatus: täältä on päästävä vittuun.

Imagen Suomi-palkinnot: Suomen suvun tarina

image.fi

Olli Sulopuisto

45 days ago

Paljon opettajia on jäänyt rintamalle, ja Rainer pääsee kansakouluun opettamaan jäljelle jääneellä kädellään puutöitä.

Imagen Suomi-palkinnot: Suomen suvun tarina

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Olli Sulopuisto

45 days ago

Rainer Suomi, rehti suomalaismies, parempi kuin ei mitään! Ei ole salskea, jyrsijäksikin hermostunut, fiksuksi ei voi syyttää, täysin vailla karismaa, naisen tyydyttäminen on heteroiden homoilua, mutta on nähnyt matkoillaan kauppaloita ja kaupungin, hallitsee käsien pesun teorian

Imagen Suomi-palkinnot: Suomen suvun tarina

image.fi

Olli Sulopuisto

45 days ago

There is no limit to the amount of misfortune a person can take in via the Internet

The Worst Year Ever, Until Next Year

newyorker.com

Olli Sulopuisto

46 days ago

Jessica Chastain

Like Dietrich before her, she seduces the camera, but refuses to be seduced by it

REVIEW: MOLLY'S GAME (dir. Sorkin)

tomshone.blogspot.com

Olli Sulopuisto

48 days ago

Viiniarviossa ja viinipuheessa on tapana pyrkiä objektiivisuuteen, joka on suoraan sanottuna helvetin outoa.

Books of 2017 / Vuoden 2017 kirjat

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