Nine

38 days ago

Lies we tell ourselves. (Choose your own adventure.)

captainawkward.com

In response to about 5 letters I have in the Captain Awkward Dot Com Mailbox: If only (he, she…usually she) had rejected me more (directly, honestly, sooner, after giving me a chaaaaaaance, nicely, indirectly, softly, didn’t have to be so MEAN about it, no I mean a REAL chance, emphatically, ge