Mladen Srdić

291 days ago

My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours

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Our 14th most read article of the year. (Originally published March 27, 2017.) I rise blissfully at 4:30 am, thanks to my Tibetan singing bowl alarm clock. After 20 minutes of alternate nostril breathing, I start my day with a three-minute cold shower.