Mike Douglas

667 days ago

Worth it

A Handy Guide To Death By Masturbation


Here’s the truth of hands in the pants: It doesn’t just make you go blind — it kills you dead. Or so preacheth the author of the 1830s tract “Le Livre Sans Titre” (The Book With No Title), another installment in that era’s relentless puritanical assault on the joys of self-abuse.